bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.
on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

mother-machinegun:

on the right we have a wheat thin.

on the left we have this fucking abomination that was hanging out among the wheat thins what the fuck it’s like a wheat toboggan

theturnupconvention:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

tortellinigirl:

He went

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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